But why? What possible positive attribute or flavor could come as a result?
Zen_Bonsai
Pizza toppings…pizza with the crust…whyyyy
JackFuckCockBag
Jeeeezus.
Leading_Delay4288
“Slop ’em up, boys!”
TommyPickles2222222

andrewrgross
I was watching this like *’That pizza is gonna taste terrible… when are they gonna eat the pizza… oh it’s a cocktail. That makes much more sense’*
Impossible-Charity-4
People have been trying to make gin taste good since gin was born. Pizza seemingly has had the opposite fate…
mittelegna
As a huge fan of extra-dry Beefeater martinis and a stodgy, traditional-style pizza lover, this offends me so much that my head is engulfed in figurative flames right now. LOCK THIS “THING” UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY.
Nyanzeenyan
There can be no doubt that a pizza was harmed in the making of this cocktail
Accomplished_Crew630
Dude… Just something about the idea of drinking fuckin pizza grease makes me wanna puke.
allanjameson

Hobo_Knife
Also Gin crimes ffs, no one is safe.
Garand70
This might even qualify for r/stupidfood
ShiftyState

toastbot
Bloody Marios on tap!
Prestigious-Alps-728
I personally wouldn’t be interested in that pizza, judging by looks alone. And I love gin, but dear lord…why?! No! Never! Even an alcoholic’s lowest low coupled with a pizza craving doesn’t justify this.
It’s not pizza. I would refer it to an alcohol related crime court.
_WoDiE
Gay!!!!
The_Captain_Whymzi

blueboy714
I’d prefer it with tequila
djmeltdownks1985
You’d be surprised how good some infused liquors can taste. We have a bar where I live that does a different Malort every month and they’re pretty good.
FreeKevinBrown

Geo-Man42069
Ruining gin, and pizza simultaneously… maybe a Bloody Mary base? Might as well blend that dehydrated soggy pizza into paste and mix in Clamato and some of that gin at this point ffs lmao.
MrSt4pl3s
I um…. Was eating then physically recoiled
Omega_Division
What is the expected outcome of this weird science experiment?
44 Comments
Original video link: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRLNy90Eex9/?igsh=MThzcm9rdnM3aTl3aA==
It’s actually on the menu
https://www.fidopizza.com/menus/#beverages
Is it a crime or utterly distasteful?
What the fuck?

No! Don’t drown the pizza!
There’s certainly another way to accomplish this…


At some point, you just gotta let that pizza go
But why? What possible positive attribute or flavor could come as a result?
Pizza toppings…pizza with the crust…whyyyy
Jeeeezus.
“Slop ’em up, boys!”

I was watching this like *’That pizza is gonna taste terrible… when are they gonna eat the pizza… oh it’s a cocktail. That makes much more sense’*
People have been trying to make gin taste good since gin was born. Pizza seemingly has had the opposite fate…
As a huge fan of extra-dry Beefeater martinis and a stodgy, traditional-style pizza lover, this offends me so much that my head is engulfed in figurative flames right now. LOCK THIS “THING” UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY.
There can be no doubt that a pizza was harmed in the making of this cocktail
Dude… Just something about the idea of drinking fuckin pizza grease makes me wanna puke.

Also Gin crimes ffs, no one is safe.
This might even qualify for r/stupidfood

Bloody Marios on tap!
I personally wouldn’t be interested in that pizza, judging by looks alone. And I love gin, but dear lord…why?! No! Never! Even an alcoholic’s lowest low coupled with a pizza craving doesn’t justify this.
Just dirty sink water.

It’ll getchu drunk

https://i.redd.it/k1y0ewxxdi2g1.gif
It’d be gross, but I’d still try it.
I’m just glad they didn’t violate a good gin.

Ooh that’s nasty! Gimme another one.

It’s not pizza. I would refer it to an alcohol related crime court.
Gay!!!!

I’d prefer it with tequila
You’d be surprised how good some infused liquors can taste. We have a bar where I live that does a different Malort every month and they’re pretty good.

Ruining gin, and pizza simultaneously… maybe a Bloody Mary base? Might as well blend that dehydrated soggy pizza into paste and mix in Clamato and some of that gin at this point ffs lmao.
I um…. Was eating then physically recoiled
What is the expected outcome of this weird science experiment?
Straight to prisons we don’t even know about.
maybe it tastes like a clamato